She called you a WHAT?

Yesterday I was upstairs sweeping the kitchen floor and I heard the girls bickering downstairs. I decided to let them work it out. Soon Reagan was in the kitchen in tears, telling me how Dakota kept messing up her pile of clothes that she was folding. So I called Dakota up and asked her what was going on. When Dakota got in the kitchen she said, "Reagan called me a penis!" It took everything I had within me to not bust up laughing in front of the girls. I asked Reagan about it and she admitted to it. So in a very loving way we worked it all out; and I managed to keep a straight face until they left the room.